Sunny Lucas for President!

As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm a dog person. So I was quite interested to read Sunny Lucas' announcement for President.

Her platform is particularly good. Some highlights:

• TERRORISM: “Kill them all.”
• ABORTION: “Mandatory sterilization, just like at the pound.”
• EDUCATION: “You only get a treat if you do the trick properly.”

Go read the whole thing. This is just the right software for a President to be running!